you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.
(Source: , via neverrgr0wupp)
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
(via comebackkid119)
(via sloths-say-meep)
Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU
(via 8vultures)
